THE LOWDOWN
All the answers that are technically fit to print. Straight shooters only.
EFFECTS & INGREDIENTS
The technical details for the curious and the cautious. Everything you need to know about what's in the bottle and how it hits.
WHAT'S THE KICK?
Most folks feel a gentle lift within 15-30 minutes. It's designed for a steady ride, not a roadside breakdown. Think social, high-visibility, and smooth.
REAL LIMES?
We don't do synthetic myths. We use real lime juice and botanical extracts. It's 100% plant-powered fuel for those who prefer the natural path across the state line.
IS THIS LEGAL?
Technically, yes. We use hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. As long as you're 21+, you're clear to carry this cargo.
SHIPPING LORE
We ship fast and discreet—no flashy sirens. Orders usually hit your doorstep in 3-5 business days. Keep a lookout for the plain box.
THE LOWDOWN: COMPLIANCE & LORE
IS THIS STUFF ACTUALLY LEGAL?
Strictly Farm Bill compliant. Lime & Dime is derived from 100% legal industrial hemp, maintaining a Delta-9 THC concentration below 0.3% by dry weight. We don't break the law—we just know how to read the fine print better than anyone else on this highway.
WHAT HAPPENS AT MIDNIGHT?
Expect a smooth, citrus-fueled lift. One can is a lowdown luxury; two cans is the midnight highlight. Effects typically cruise in within 15-30 minutes. Dosing is a personal journey, so start low and know your own myth.
WHAT’S IN THE TANK?
Real citrus, premium hemp-derived THC, and zero bad vibes. We use natural flavors and high-quality extracts to keep the myth alive. No artificial colors, no additives—just the honest, electric taste of Lime & Dime.
HOW DOES IT REACH THE MOTEL?
We ship to all states where the legendary Juan Wayne lore is legally permitted to travel. Orders are processed within 24 hours. Transit typically takes 3-5 business days, depending on how fast the wind blows on the open road.
LOST IN TRANSIT?
Keep an eye on the tracking link in your inbox. If your stash goes ghost or the courier takes a wrong turn at Birmingham, hit our dispatch line immediately. We'll send the search party and make sure you're taken care of.
SHIPPING VELOCITY
Orders typically head out the door within 24-48 hours. Depending on your distance from the myth, expect delivery in 3-7 business days.
TRANSPORTATION TAX
Flat rate shipping of $10 applies to most hauls. Spend enough to impress Juan (over $75) and we'll cover the fuel costs ourselves.
SURVEILLANCE & TRACKING
Once the package is in motion, you'll receive a digital breadcrumb via email to watch its progress toward your fridge.
Still lost on the highway?
If you've searched the myth and still can't find the lowdown, hit us up. Juan Wayne doesn't leave his crew stranded.